A week or so ago Louie woke up just as I was about to get in the shower. As she was still half asleep, I laid her in my bed and proceeded to shower. When I got out she had the lotion off my nightstand and was rubbing some onto her hands (and my bed, and my pillows, etc.). I gently chastised her and put the lotion back where it belongs.
Then she pointed to my nightstand and said "I eat all you backstick." I looked, and sure enough, she had opened both of the chapsticks sitting there and dug them out and eaten them.
Luckily she doesn't know how to twist them up, or she would have eaten a lot more.